Hi to anyone who reads this, I am Spoonsexual, and I embrace it with all of my heart. I was bullied as a little spoon for loving spoons, I was kicked, punched, and even forced to eat with a fork from my bullies. but one day in the 9th Grade, everything changed when I finally attacked then back with spoon knifes, I almost went to prison because of it, but because I said that I am Spoonsexual and that if they arrested me, they would be spoonaphobic so they didn't. Now as a adult, I live in a spoon house, I only listen to spoon music, I even can speak spoon. I even gave them names, one of them is called spotifle, I even got married to one. But alas, I am still bullied even as a big spoon for loving spoons, not from the same people. but my co-workers at the spoon factory. just because I tried to take one home and, lets just say spoonsexual stuff. But ever since I found this site, I feel like I can publicly share my love without being judged/bullied. thank you, you kind spoonple.