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My spoon is too Big!

I just love this classic spoon animation by Don Hertzfeldt. Its a staple of the spoons rise to fame and I find myself coming back to it very time i need some inspiration :)

Posted by Fiji Spoons on 2024-05-03 15:22:40

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I'm so sorry! It was NOT my intentions to spam. I love and respect this website and would never do anything to harm it. The reason for the repost was to include the intended spoon video that originally failed to upload. I tryed to delete the last post but was unable to do so. I love this site and know you are working hard to make it what spoons deserve. Thank you!!

Commented by Fiji Spoons on 2024-05-03 15:31:52

Commented by Fiji Spoons on 2024-05-03 15:31:46

Spam will NOT be tolerated on this site! Do you know how hard it is to perform maintenance tasks with your double postage clogging up my working memory? I appreciate your love for spoons but we have rules on this site. Thank you.

Commented by OwenPray on 2024-05-03 15:26:46

My spoon is too big!

I just love this classic spoon animation by Don Hertzfeldt. Its a staple of the spoons rise to fame and I find myself coming back to it very time i need some inspiration :)

Posted by Fiji Spoons on 2024-05-03 15:19:38

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so sorry guys! it seems the video didn't post. hoping the admin fixes this soon!

Commented by Fiji Spoons on 2024-05-03 15:24:51

I AM OUTRAGED

Upon viewing the users page of this website (excited to find fellow spoon lovers) I found the users "UsersFork-lovr582" and "Spork4eva". Quite frankly I am outraged that spoonr.online would allow this type of woke bullshit. My children browse this page for hours every day and now I find it has been filled with PERVERTS?!!?? What has society come to!!! to allow fork lovers, and even works SPORKERS to be anywhere in the public eye. I find this to be disgraceful. I demand a public apology and the immediate removal of these users. IF NOT i will be forced to never allow my precious children on this site again for fear of them falling fowl of this woke mind virus too.

Posted by xXSpoonMaster5000Xx on 2024-05-03 15:11:17

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Anti-Fork Misinformation

For all you troglodytes out there who think you know a thing or two about silverware, allow me to educate you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7YKQelbGs

Posted by Fork-lovr582 on 2024-04-30 15:00:16

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Shut up! your utensils are stupid and so is your face. I would sooner eat a bowl full of m&ms with chopsticks than even think about picking up a fork

Commented by xXSpoonMaster5000Xx on 2024-05-03 15:18:52

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my accept

Hi to anyone who reads this, I am Spoonsexual, and I embrace it with all of my heart. I was bullied as a little spoon for loving spoons, I was kicked, punched, and even forced to eat with a fork from my bullies. but one day in the 9th Grade, everything changed when I finally attacked then back with spoon knifes, I almost went to prison because of it, but because I said that I am Spoonsexual and that if they arrested me, they would be spoonaphobic so they didn't. Now as a adult, I live in a spoon house, I only listen to spoon music, I even can speak spoon. I even gave them names, one of them is called spotifle, I even got married to one. But alas, I am still bullied even as a big spoon for loving spoons, not from the same people. but my co-workers at the spoon factory. just because I tried to take one home and, lets just say spoonsexual stuff. But ever since I found this site, I feel like I can publicly share my love without being judged/bullied. thank you, you kind spoonple.

Posted by Spooning on 2024-04-30 01:52:56

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This is unacceptable spoonsexual's should be murdered and kicked out of every public thing EVER! I am spoonphobic and despise spoonsexuals! Goodbye you absolute freak

Commented by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:55:04

YOU MUST HATE THE TRUTH... OK I UNDERSTAND!

Oh, let me tell you something about sporks. Sporks are the unsung heroes of the cutlery world, the Swiss Army knives of utensils. They're not just a mere hybrid of spoon and fork; they're a symbol of innovation, versatility, and efficiency! And for someone to have the audacity, the sheer gall, to say they don't like sporks is nothing short of blasphemy! First of all, let's talk about practicality. Sporks are the ultimate utensil for any meal. You want to eat soup? Boom, spork's got you covered. Salad? Spork. Steak? Spork. Ice cream? Yes, even ice cream! Sporks can handle it all with grace and finesse. They're the MacGyvers of the dining table, ready to tackle any culinary challenge. But no, there are those out there who have the nerve to turn their noses up at the humble spork. They scoff, they sneer, they say things like, "It's not a proper spoon, and it's definitely not a proper fork." Well, let me tell you something, pal: sporks don't conform to your antiquated notions of what a utensil should be. They defy categorization because they're in a league of their own! And let's not forget about the environmental impact. Sporks are eco-friendly champions, reducing the need for multiple utensils and thus cutting down on waste. In a world drowning in plastic cutlery, sporks are a beacon of sustainability, a shining example of how we can do better for the planet. So not liking sporks? That's not just blasphemy against cutlery; it's a slap in the face to Mother Earth herself! But perhaps the most egregious sin of all is the lack of appreciation for sporks' aesthetic appeal. They're sleek, they're stylish, they're the James Bonds of the utensil drawer. You take one look at a spork, and you know you're in the presence of greatness. So for anyone to claim they don't like sporks is not just blasphemy; it's a crime against good taste! In conclusion, if you don't like sporks, you're not just wrong—you're committing a cardinal sin against the culinary world, the environment, and the very concept of good taste. So next time you even think about disrespecting the almighty spork, just remember: you're on the wrong side of history, buddy.

Posted by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:48:48

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Lol xDDDDDD

Posted by Fork-lovr582 on 2024-04-30 01:44:49

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This sucks i hate you this is blasphemy to utensil kind DELETE NOW!

Commented by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:46:30

SPORK HATERS BEWARE!!!‼️‼️‼️

Ah, the eternal debate of utensils, where functionality meets preference and tradition nudges innovation. For those who appreciate the simplicity of forks and the versatility of spoons, there exists a harmonious amalgamation that transcends the boundaries of cutlery: the mighty spork. Picture this: You're at a picnic, the sun casting a warm glow over the verdant expanse of grass, and your appetite is keen. You reach for your trusty utensil, the spork, and suddenly, a world of culinary possibilities opens before you. With its forked prongs, you deftly spear a tender piece of grilled chicken, its succulent juices dripping from the tines. Then, with a seamless transition, you scoop up a generous portion of potato salad, cradling it in the gentle curve of the spoon-like bowl. In one fluid motion, you've conquered both solid and liquid elements of your meal, without the need for multiple utensils cluttering your picnic basket. But the allure of the spork extends far beyond the realm of outdoor dining. Consider the bustling energy of a food truck festival, where hungry patrons eagerly queue for a taste of culinary innovation. As you approach the counter, faced with a tantalizing array of street food delights, your decision is made easy by the presence of the spork. Whether you're indulging in the crispy goodness of a gourmet taco or savoring the creamy richness of a decadent dessert, the spork effortlessly navigates the diverse landscape of flavors and textures, enhancing every bite with its ingenious design. And let's not forget the environmental impact of the spork, a shining beacon of sustainability in a world plagued by plastic waste. With its durable construction and reusable nature, the spork champions the cause of eco-conscious dining, offering a practical solution to the scourge of single-use plastics that blight our oceans and landfills. By embracing the spork, we not only elevate our culinary experience but also contribute to the greater good, one meal at a time. In essence, the spork is more than just a utensil—it's a symbol of culinary harmony, a testament to human ingenuity, and a catalyst for positive change. So to all the lovers of forks and spoons out there, I urge you to embrace the beauty of the spork and let its multifaceted charm revolutionize your dining experience. For in the world of cutlery, there is no greater triumph than the mighty spork.

Posted by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:41:48

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Oh boy, does someone wanna get BANNED! You know I can throw you OUTTA here any time I want right? You'd better behave because NS*W posts are not tolerated on this site. Spoons CAN'T mix with forks, it's entirely unnatural and discounts the validity and superiority of the spoon, and honestly, I'm an inch away from pressing my big red button. You watch yourself Bucko.

Commented by OwenPray on 2024-04-30 01:46:31

Here is my personal story about sporks XOXO

Once upon a time, in a bustling kitchen drawer, there lived a charming fork named Felix and an elegant spoon named Sophia. They had been companions for as long as they could remember, nestled together among the other utensils, their polished surfaces gleaming under the soft glow of the kitchen light. Felix, with his three sturdy tines, was admired for his versatility. He could expertly spear a juicy slice of steak or twirl delicate strands of pasta with finesse. Sophia, on the other hand, possessed a graceful curvature that made her perfect for scooping up delectable soups and gently cradling mouthfuls of creamy desserts. Despite their differing purposes, Felix and Sophia shared a deep bond. They would often find themselves entwined in conversation during the quiet moments in the drawer, exchanging stories of the culinary adventures they longed to embark upon together. One day, their chance came when the family hosted a lavish dinner party. As the guests arrived, Felix and Sophia were laid out side by side, gleaming with anticipation. Throughout the evening, they danced across plates and mingled with various dishes, their polished surfaces catching the candlelight and casting a romantic glow. In the midst of the festivities, Felix found himself drawn to Sophia's graceful movements as she elegantly dipped into bowls of soup and gracefully lifted forkfuls of salad. Sophia, too, couldn't help but be captivated by Felix's confident demeanor and the way he effortlessly pierced through tender pieces of meat. As the night wore on, their connection deepened, and they realized that they were meant to be more than just utensils in a drawer. With a silent understanding, Felix and Sophia vowed to be together always, to complement each other's strengths and support each other's weaknesses. From that day forward, Felix and Sophia were inseparable, their love transcending the boundaries of their stainless steel forms. Whether they were serving up a cozy breakfast for two or participating in a grand feast, their bond remained unbreakable, a testament to the enduring power of love, even in the most unexpected of places.

Posted by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:37:24

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Sporks are my favorite

Sporks is my fan ship of spoons and forks 🥰🥰

Posted by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:34:01

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Wow, even *I* can recognize when someone is taking something too far. Spork support is INTOLERABLE, and this extremist needs to be BANNED!

Commented by Fork-lovr582 on 2024-04-30 01:51:52

OMG WHY WOULD YOU POST ABOUT INTERBREADING SPECIES THAT INHUSPOON #SACRIFICE

Commented by Spooning on 2024-04-30 01:36:10

I love forks

If Forks have a million fans, then I am one of them. If Forks have ten fans, then I am one of them. If Forks have only one fan, then that is me. If Forks have no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Forks, then I am against the world.

Posted by Fork-lovr582 on 2024-04-30 01:30:26

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Oh, spare me the melodramatics! You really think you're some kind of martyr for liking forks? Get over yourself! It's just a piece of cutlery, not a cult! Your over-the-top devotion to something as mundane as a fork is downright absurd. You're not some heroic figure for sticking by a utensil. Maybe try directing that energy towards something that actually matters in the world.

Commented by Spork4eva on 2024-04-30 01:39:36

OMGGGGG!!!! WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?????? #Spoonforlife #Killyourself

Commented by Spooning on 2024-04-30 01:31:39

The Most Important Moment in Cinematic History (RANT)

This scene in the Matrix (1999) 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?'v=XO0pcWxcROI was a huge wakeup call for me before I was even born! To realize that spoons are what you make of them, just, wow. In the cinema I would've broke down in tears at the revelation, and I can't imagine the rest of the spooners in the audience at the time. (They had no community to themselves at the time) But this is why film criticism is at an all time low everybody... A simple, straightforward scene like this with no possible interpretation other than "spoons are not just real, they are YOU, whether YOU are real or not", and it was such a profound message. But I've seen time and time again, fork-o-holics and sp*#kers try and demean the scene in their post-revisionary language. It's so toxic I can't even imagine why anyone would want to involve themselves in communities like that, and that's partially why I created this website; to build one OF OUR OWN. We don't need forks, nobody does, but the best we can do to combat toxicity is to bubble up and grow this community. Spooners are the strongest people I've ever known and there's the truth!

Posted by OwenPray on 2024-04-29 06:20:03

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Contrary to the EMPTY RHETORIC spewed on this "website" by ignorant bigots such as yourself. SPOONS have enjoyed UNJUST advantages over forks and knives for EONS. Forks were only created WITHIN the LAST five CENTURIES, while SPOONS have existed in societies for MILENNIA. There is evidence to suggest Gilgamesh utilized spoonage. The day will come where your corpses will be impaled on a bed of knives adorning thine property, your days are numbered SPOONTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Commented by Fork-lovr582 on 2024-04-30 01:42:11

This blog post about the iconic scene from "The Matrix" is an absolute gem that resonates deeply with me, as well as it should any true fan of the film. I think you beautifully articulated how this particular moment transcends mere entertainment and becomes a profound existential awakening. As I watched the scene again, I recalled the profound way in which it shook me to my core when I first watched it in the cinema. The interpretation of the spoon scene as a metaphor for the nature of reality is nothing short of brilliant; It's a reminder that our utensilar perception shapes our reality, and that we as individuals connected to the spoon have the power to bend the rules of our existence. The fact that others had such a deep spoonfed connection to the scene was one that took years to discover. What truly sets this blog post apart is its bold stance against the naysayers and detractors who seek to diminish the significance of this cinematic masterpiece. Your passionate defense of the spoon scene and this budding community of "spooners" it represents is both inspiring and necessary. In a world plagued by negativity and division, where f**k lovers run free, the message of unity and empowerment found in this post is a refreshing beacon of hope. Furthermore, the creation of a dedicated space for spooners to come together and celebrate their shared appreciation for this scene is a commendable endeavor. Not only are you preserving the legacy of "The Matrix" but also promoting a culture of acceptance and support in which real spooners can come together. This post is a must-read for anyone who has ever been moved by the profound themes and symbolism of "The Matrix." It's a rallying cry for spooners everywhere to embrace their identity and stand tall against the tide of negativity. As a fan of the film myself, I can't help but feel grateful for your passion and dedication to keeping the spirit of "The Matrix" alive.

Commented by Big_Dipper on 2024-04-30 01:34:13

Please be respectful guys, I DON'T tolerate criticism of any sort. >:(

Commented by OwenPray on 2024-04-29 06:21:01

Here are some examples of spoons:

Teaspoon Tablespoon Dessert spoon Soup spoon Serving spoon Slotted spoon Wooden spoon Ice cream spoon Caviar spoon Demitasse spoon Grapefruit spoon Bouillon spoon Chinese soup spoon Egg spoon Sugar spoon Salt spoon Mustard spoon Moka spoon Espresso spoon Latte spoon Mixing spoon Tasting spoon Measuring spoon Sauce spoon Jam spoon Baby spoon Rice spoon Gravy spoon Cheese spoon Honey spoon Olive spoon Cocktail spoon Absinthe spoon Snuff spoon Medicine spoon Punch spoon Parfait spoon Bouillon ladle Punch ladle Soup ladle Gravy ladle Sauce ladle Slush spoon Sipping spoon Tasting ladle Salt ladle Sugar ladle Skimming ladle Skewer spoon Muddler spoon

Posted by OwenPray on 2024-04-10 07:04:42

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